Sunday, November 29, 2009

Kid touchers..........

Okay, mom told me to post on my own I will because everyone should listen to their mother.

Look for edgier content in the future and less family friendly shit.

For example....stuff like these kid touching perverts.

That's all for now, in my next post, I'll describe how I almost had the shit beat out of me on Thanksgiving eve.

till later

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Taking a break........

I'll be honest, I'm a little burned out writing this blog.......right now I am a guest writer on another blog that a tiny bit more popular then mine.

The stuff I am writing for them is similar to what I post here but it's a little bit more edgier and somewhat more off-color.

Not sure if I am going to post a link to it or not yet......


Friday, November 13, 2009

It's almost Christmas......

Well, not exactly but it is almost Thanksgiving.

Did I just type that? Wow, it seems like it was just Labor Day.

Christmas is less then 6 weeks away and to be's not one of favorite holidays.

I work retail and the next few weeks leading up to the holiday are the busiest and most stressful of the whole year.

I still have more than enough stuff to be thankful for to let a few cranky people ruin my day.

till later.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Things to know..........

Next time you shop at your favorite retail store, here are some things to know.....

-If you're in hurry shopping...don't freak out at the clerk waiting on you-I'll go just that tiny bit slower just to watch your face get red.

-I think I've said this before, but it bears nice. You'll get the best service you've ever gotten when you're nice.

-Don't try to talk on your cellphone while you're trying to talk to me as I try to assist you....actually, I'll ignore you until you hang up. If you get a phone call while I'm serving you and you take it and ignore me....I'll walk away and let you finish your conversation.

-Don't whistle to get my attention. Seriously. I'll call you out on it.

-Don't ask me "Where are the fucking samples?" at 1 AM. get nothing.

Seriously, I'm a really nice guy but folks nowadays shop like they drive..... and quite a few people are self-absorbed assholes that think bigger and louder is always better.

Maybe my 80 year old knees are putting me in a bad frame of mind...time for a nap.

till later.

Monday, November 09, 2009

What a weekend!!!

It's early November and it's 70 degrees outside. Perfect weather to do one of our families favorite activities.....raking a metric assload of dead leaves out to the curb.

Hosted by

It's pretty much to only part of Fall I'm not in love with.

We had our parents over for Sunday evening dinner.....good times and my lovely wife makes a totally kick ass Italian wedding soup.

She's a good cook, she makes a ton more money then I do and she looks 15 years younger then her actual I a lucky guy or what?

till later.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Why do women always feel colder than men?

Why do women always feel colder than men?

I don't know but my lovely wife freezes her ass off in the winter. (She's not fat)


I'm happy if the thermostat is set at 64 all winter. (I'm fat)

I did however, buy my lovely wife one of these for the winter. Since we have "time of day" rates....electricity is dirt cheap from 8PM to 8AM.....and my lovely wife doesn't have to freeze to death while she's watching TV at night.

Best wife ever....gotta keep her warm and happy:-)