If I am following marketing trends correctly-according to the commercials I'm hearing, most of the folks listening to late night radio are overweight, have trouble getting erections and love Rush Limbaugh.
Personally, I think Rush oughta go back to freebasing Oxycotin.
I bet Rush missed this, Bush's new Secretary of State.
This is obvious, people can't even walk and talk at the same time.
Laugh if you must, but I like this guy and Barry Manilow. So many of the "artists" out there now can barely sing. Let alone lip synch.
Fly west and get there before ya left.
I can't tell you how happy I am that this guy isn't my neighbor. I'd love to go for a ride with the dude just to find out the whole story though. Peter Pan? Whoa.
Do it till you go blind. Did they ever think to look at the group of folks they tested? Middle aged Japanese guys with broadband............. Still think it was the squinting?
This is a cool commercial.
This is just as much a waste of time as this week's Monster Garage was. In case you missed it, they tore the drivetrain out of a brand new Nissan 350Z and showhorned it into a Datsun B210.
I love this chart.
Am I supposed to scoop them out of the water and weigh them? Not.
More turd humor. The MP3 file that goes along with this is hilarious.
Saw this on a web site. I figure it's okay to post because it pokes fun at everybody...........
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.
10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT LATIN PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:
1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Hickey's are unattractive
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Maria is a name, but not for every other daughter.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped or theirs.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your pastor doesn't know everything
Holy Mother of God................these guys can ride.
How come all the guys from down South have two first names?
I'm gonna get me some of these lights...........
A set of spinner hubcaps and my minivan will be good to go.
This guy drove through a house.
What the......??? The Virgin Mary Cheese sandwich.
Lemme put this opinion out there-PETA is an asshat organization.
Last thought for today.........this is just plain nasty.
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