Tiger hit a tree and a fire hydrant.........He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.
What do you call a black man being chased by hundreds of white men with clubs? The PGA Tour.
Elin took six but only put down a four on her scorecard.
What do Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
What do rednecks and Tiger Woods have in common? They both park their cars on the lawn.
Don't get pissed at me...I didn't write them-I just stole them.