What pranks did your parents play on you as a child?
My mom and dad always told me to stand up in the back seat and jump up and down when we were going up hills so the car wouldn't stall out.
.....yeah, I remembered.
What pranks did I play on my kids?
I remember scaring our son shitless by hiding under a blanket and popping out.
I told her daughter we were having monkey hair and boogers for dinner.
I'm a bad man.