Monday, November 07, 2005

I should know better........

I really like onion rings.

We got some take-out from Outback and I got an order of Bloomin' Onions Sunday afternoon.

Big mistake.

Now I can fart the entire Star Spangled Banner.

Till later.

4 comments:

Tim said...

Onion farts. The worst kind. The paint on the wall bubbles.

ne'erdowell said...

Bloomin onions have that effect. It's almost as if it was planned by some sadistic terrorist... Hey - that's it! Bloomin onions are a terrorist plot, weapons of flatulence distruction! They're using our decadent tastes against us, hoping to sow marital strife and induce structural damage to our bathrooms....

I love 'em too, and they have the same effect. Poor wifey.

The Donut Guy said...

Luckily for my ever suffering wife-we work different shifts. Which means we do what the Navy calls "Hot Bunking"......

Bad side........Makes it difficult to spend quality time together but it works out great for our kids as we've never had to rely on sitters or daycare.

Good side.....she rarely has to smell my farts.

Anonymous said...

I was riding behind George once and he farted. I almost passed out.