Last night I had a lovely couple fresh out of rehab that mighta had a set of teeth between them........... shopping for..........a wedding cake. Yes, they needed a wedding cake for later today. Mmmmm, nothing like waiting to the last minute. I felt bad that I couldn't help them.
No, wait.......that's a lie........What I really wanted to do was suggest a dozen donuts and some Spaghetti-O's instead of a wedding cake but I thought they might have taken offence. Assholes.
I should get my new camera later today and I changed my mind about getting an Ipod-that's on the way as well. Now, I'm broke-I need to save up for another bike all over again.

2 comments:
Why is someone an asshole for wanting a wedding cake at the last minute? Were they being rude about it?
John
Yes, they were being rude as I think they had to much to drink. I shoulda have made that more clear. That was my "fresh out of rehab" reference:-)
Most folks do not shop for a wedding cake at 2AM on the day of their wedding unless they live in Las Vegas.
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