Friday, December 23, 2005

Sugar free sugar cookies......................

That's right folks, I had someone ask me if we make sugar free sugar cookies last night at work.

At first, I thought she was joking, then I realized she was serious.

I told her that we didn't have them and that I had never heard of such a cookie. I asked her if she had bought them before and she had-so someone makes them.

What would you call a sugar cookie without sugar anyways? Sure, you can use fructose and sorbital as substitutes for sugar but then it wouldn't be a sugar cookie.

I'd be a white lump cookie.

Only one more evening of work before the holiday and it's my favorite.

Not.

We will have lots of people shopping for their groceries in the middle of the night to avoid the crowds. The only problem with that strategy is that our shelves are wiped out and they usually have to come back the next day to pick up stuff that wasn't stocked the night before at 2 AM.

If you are one of those people-the best time to grocery shop on super-busy days is between 6 and 8 AM, usually the night stocking crew is all done and all the perishable departments have their displays filled up by then as well. By 6 AM, I am home so you won't be able to work on my single remaining nerve.

Just tryin' to help............

I have the mind of a 12 year old sometimes........... I have two more rings around my what? I wasn't aware of any rings down there.

Wal-Mart must be a great company to work for.

Remember when President Bush was re-elected and he said he had a lot of political capitol and he intended to spend it. He spent it. It looks like his checkbook is overdrawn to me.

I listened to some news accounts of Saddam's trail and it sounds like a circus. For the life of me, I don't know why this thing isn't moved to the Hague and started all over again.

Since I am a pastfarian, I thought this decision was interesting. I live near Dover and this issue has really pissed alot of people off.

Bush may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but whoever is advising him is even stupider. Is "stupider" a word? It is now because I just invented it. Reminds me of the sheriff in Dukes of Hazzard when he says "You in a whole lotta trouble now, boy"............ Just like this guy. I'm sure he is totally innocent. Uh huh.

"Ice Train" picked a bad place to take a leak.

Tell me I not right, does this guy's belly button look like a third eye?

I'm not quite as liberal as Molly Ivins but I'm pretty close. A good read.

This a very touching video. Seriously.

I hate reading stuff like this. It's only one day a year, if you don't like Christmas, shut your pie hole and suck it up for 24 hours.

Till later.

3 comments:

Ptelea said...

I'm with you on the fake sugar thing - I'd much rather limit overall consumption than ruin all consumption. I can't tolerate the flavor that artificial sweeteners add, especially splenda!

hereNT said...

I misread the title of this post, and thought it was free sugar cookies. That would be my kind of post.

Now I want some sugar cookies :(

Doug said...

Hi, Good Morning and Merry Christmas, I could never get behind Intelligent Design, or God for that matter. I have had the good sense to know that those who do believe provide a needed structure for the fabric of our society.

Dancing between the structure of the Believers and the mayhem of the heathens has worked for me. I give respect to both and they return same. It's America, we can live as we see fit. Respect has been the key.

I guess from an early age I thought evolution made sense. Then I read this last March and again the other day...

http://www.fredoneverything.net/EvolutionMonster.shtml

It's bloody long, but it disproves evolution to me. Read it sometime when you have a long break. Today might be good while the kids are spazzing out on gifts and sugar.

Doug