Tuesday, June 10, 2008

I love me some summer.....

Best part of summer? Coming home at 5AM and it's already getting light out. Worst part? It was pretty darn hot yesterday on my day off. I stayed inside. I'm turning into a temperature wuss.

Motorized cooler? Wow, this guy is a dumbass....being arrested while you're driving a beer cooler is a great legacy to leave your family. Update...this guy might be dumber.

3 doobies every hour you are awake isn't a good idea. Seriously, you'd be so baked smoking that much dope....you wouldn't care if you were gonna die.

Wow...these are some incredibly bad tattoos. I want to get a four leaf clover (I'm Irish) on myA four-leaf clover is often considered to bestow good luck upper bicep where very few people would see it, but looking at those tats gives me second thoughts.

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Mmmm donuts. As much as I enjoy making donuts-there ain't no way I'd start my own place up. Too much work and our area is already saturated with shops.

Dumb joke time....

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure.

He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.


Cool sounds. Click the icons on top of the page for more recordings....stick them on your iPod and chill. Kinda offbeat stuff, but you're here reading my blog, so whaddya expect?

I bet the people that paid 500 bucks for one last year are a little pissed.

Actually, I haven't ever given a panhandler money....hell, some of them make more money then I do.

Some seriously cool space pictures.

Holy crap, that's one big dog.

Britain is going to hell in a brand new hand cart.

I'd buy one in a New York minute....one of our 2 cars could easily be an electric car.

Make your own caption......mine would be "You best step off shorty"

This might be worth the 40 bucks to tell a few of my old bosses to kiss my ass.....assuming I get a ride in the "up" elevator.

till later.
Zemanta Pixie

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