You need to pick up a set of these cables. For the uninformed or folks that aren't technically minded...you can get the same thing at Radio Shack for less than 10 bucks. Read some of the reviews, they're hilarious.
Never underestimate the gullibility of the American public to under-handed marketing. Since I work in a supermarket-I see it all the time. Change the shape of a container and put an ounce less product inside and it's "New and Improved"...what a deal.
This guy makes my brain hurt.
George Carlin is dead. 71 is too young to die...here's a few of his clips. (NSFW)
Dumb joke time....
I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
Everything is spinning out of control...pleeeease. My opinion? It's pretty much the same stuff that's been happening for the last 200 years. For better or worse, the only thing that's different is the media that reports it.
That's a big ball........today's science break.
I have a new feature starting with this blog post. In addition to "science, history and picture breaks.....I'm going to have "Links That Make You Think"
This link will make you think. Ugly.