It's almost over.....

The media barrage that has hit PA in the last 6 weeks is almost over.

After all of the campaigning....both candidates will probably come close to a tie....which will prove exactly nothing and extend the media circus a few more weeks. I can hardly wait.

Out of the 3 people left in the race-I'd like to see Obama win in November, my only concern is his lack of experience. Hopefully, he's smart enough to surround himself with intelligent people......20 years of Clinton and Bushes are enough for me.

I was going to start some yard work on my day off, but Mother Nature had other plans...mostly rainy Sunday and Monday morning. Our backyard is the scourge of the neighborhood; it's mostly trees and dirt with a few patches of grass. Everyone else has beautiful green grass-we kinda go with the natural wooded look.

The front yard isn't so bad....I fertilized it last fall and it's already fairly green, which means I'll be cutting the grass every 4 days until the summer heat makes it go dormant.

My company is going to be a sponsor of this event. My son and I are going to spend as much money as possible this year on marketing. We don't have a whole lot of cash laying around but we'll make the best of what we have.

Jonesville Church of God does not have any African American members....in this day and time-is this shit really necessary?

The American worker.....worked over and overworked.

I love trees.....here's one that's almost 10,000 years old.

A 550 horsepower SUV. My minivan has 150 horsepower and does just fine.....and it's paid for.

Joke time........

The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."

Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye." The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet." Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it.

The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, "Now, I' ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye." The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. "Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks. "Not really," says the attorney.

"This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over an IRS officials desk and that you'd be happy about it."

It's not a sailboat......it's a failboat.

"A fat person will go off more quickly than a skinny person"

till later.