Stuff is getting expensive........

I suppose the title of this entry is a big "doh" but the prices for everything food related is skyrocketing and more crap is hitting the fan.

Donuts have increased in price almost a dollar a dozen in a few weeks. I just spent nearly 40 dollars to fill up my van....which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't already over half-way full.

I was wrong about the Clinton's hiding something from the public in delaying posting their tax returns....seems like everything turns out to be A-OK and they have contributed over 10 million bucks to charity. That's to be commended, but still I ain't voting for her....she makes too much stuff up.

A joke...........

WIFE FROM HELL

A police officer pulls over a speeding car.

The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

I love this part....


"Only when he's been drinking."

That was sent to me from one of my clients that's nearly 80 years old. Don't ever think that just because someone's old that they can't have a wicked sense of humor. I have no idea where my client comes up with this stuff, but he cracks me up every time I visit.....I feel bad for taking money from him-I oughta be paying him.

Overheard in Athens......funny.

What exactly is a frenzy and why the hell should anyone care?

I'd rather watch furry little kitties.

till later.