Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Tiger jokes......

What is the difference between an SUV and a golf ball? ......Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Tiger hit a tree and a fire hydrant.........He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.

What do you call a black man being chased by hundreds of white men with clubs? The PGA Tour.

Elin took six but only put down a four on her scorecard.

What's the difference between Tiger's Cadillac and his pitching wedge?....He can back up his pitching wedge.

What do Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

What do rednecks and Tiger Woods have in common? They both park their cars on the lawn.

Don't get pissed at me...I didn't write them-I just stole them.

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