Our cat picked up my cellphone and hid it.
I tried asking her nice where she put it, but she wasn't in the mood to answer me.
Since she has a brain the size of a walnut....I don't think talking to her is a good use of my time.
I guess I better get down on my hands and knees with a flashlight and start looking.
PS-If you're coming from Facebook....I did a bazillion friend requests today-if you don't know me and you're pissed I friend requested you-continue ignoring me....ain't no biggie-I'll get over it.