Little enough I get out of life......I enjoy screwing with drunk customers at 3AM.
I use several tools for most of my work, number one- I repeat everything they say back to them as a question and number 2- I repeat the same answer twice with a different inflection each time or sometimes to be extra fun-I'll answer a question with a totally incorrect answer.
Typical conversation goes like this......
Drunk Customer- Hey, yous guys got any fresh donuts?
Me- Do we have any fresh donuts?
DC Yes....yes what?
Me-We have fresh donuts.
DC Do you have any creme filled?
Me-Do we have creme filled?
About this time the drunk customer is looking around for a hidden camera......
DC-Do I stutter?
Me- Do you stutter?
I'm starting to irritate the living shit out of this guy, so I figure it's time to switch tactics.
Me-Creme filled? Yes, I'm sorry-we have fresh coffee rolls...how many would you like?
DC-No, do you have......customer forgets what they originally wanted...
DC-Yes, creme filled.
Me-No sorry, we're all out.
DC-Do you have coffee rolls?
Me-Do we have coffee rolls?
Me- Yes, we have creme filled ...how many would you like?
.........I'm lucky I don't get killed.