Monday, June 12, 2006

Dumbasses go fishing.......

Yeah, that would be me and my son. I know you are supposed to be quiet and relaxed when you go fishing because someone told me that loud noises scare the fish away.

We weren't very quiet last night.......

Lake Redman was smooth as glass last night and every once and awhile we would see fish jumping out of the water but since Daniel and I were more concerned about having "let's see who can cast the furtherest contests" and "a lets make the dock rock back and forth contest" we only caught 1 fish apiece. Whatever. We stopped at 5 Guys Burgers and had a late dinner and called it a night. Sometimes fishing is more about having a good time then it is about fish.

I also had a very nice ride earlier in the day with my buddy Hank, did 35 mostly flat miles and had some good discussion. I could hardly imagine the stress being a trauma nurse entails..... the difference between me having a bad night at work and him having a bad night at work? I might burn a few donuts......his job on the other hand? I have much respect for what he does.

Since Hank and I got kicked out of YAMBA, we have discussed starting up a new Yahoo group for cyclists in the York area to organize rides, we started it up this past weekend, anyone that wants to check it out......go here. Feel free to post up rides, start a discussion or whatever. I might not agree with your opinion, but I won't kick you out of the group unless you post porno links, or drop the "F" bomb every 3rd word.

I was going to post some stuff about what's going on in Washington and in Iraq, but honestly........I'm kinda burnt out on all the bad news. I suppose all I want is for the troops to get out of Iraq and for Bush to be impeached. Neither one is going to happen in the immediate future, so it pisses me off everytime I read about more Americans getting killed.

If you haven't checked out "Growabrain" yet.....you are missing some good links. I could spend time posting some of his links, just go there yourself and check it out.

My wife saw the following cartoon..............
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Pretty much says it all.

This story makes me laugh. I want to get my kids names put on my upper arm, but it ain't gonna be in Chinese. Those lower back tattoos I see are nice but I always wonder how they will look when the wearer is 75 years old.

This is pretty neat. I could see me just playing with it for a couple of hours. It doesn't take much to make me happy.

Hey Bubba, watch this. Even England has dumbass rednecks.

Saw this inappropriate joke on Drunkcyclist.......

You can be the man of the house........

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled You Can Be the Man of Your House.

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen." From now on, you need to know that I'm the man of this house and my word is law!

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.

You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.

Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The "f**king funeral director would be my guess."

Um,yeah...........

Till later.

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