Don't ask me how I did it, but I managed to whack myself in the chest with the starter cord from my lawn mower. Actually, I was wearing gloves because I didn't want to screw up the stitches on my finger and the cord got wrapped around one of the fingers as the mower started.
It hurt.
In fact it hurt so bad, I thought I was gonna cry, but it didn't hurt as much as it could have.
If I woulda had the gasoline can right there, I woulda poured some over the running mower and pushed it down the street.
Now my right nipple is going to have a nice sized bruise on it in a couple days...........
Till later.
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