I have to buy a new printer and a portable hard drive and I we went out to Sam's Clubs and BJ's Wholesale to check prices. Now, I have to say that I'm not in the best shape of my life, but damn.......there are lots of folks my age and younger that are way fatter then me.
I suppose the fact that the warehouse clubs don't sell food in small quantities doesn't help matters much.
Hell, I don't help matters much.
I did a rough calculation and I produce close to 3/4 of a million calories of food on a normal shift at work. That includes all the donuts, pies, rolls, breads, danishes and muffins I make in one 8 hour shift. I am one efficient calorie producing machine.
The revolution won't be televised..........it'll be fried.
Bush isn't any better then Hussein. Am I saying he should be tried for war crimes? I don't know, but perhaps it should be looked into. Whatever we do, this can't go on.
This article is from June. I guess the "deflection" strategy didn't quite work out...........
My friend Hank sent me an e-mail with these facts about boys....
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. Ft.
House 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
Roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
Crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
Strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
A Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
Can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. Room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
Few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
Long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
Baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
Already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
Though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
Year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
Sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
Still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
Commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
Do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response
Time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
Earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
Friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
As an aside, Hank does have 2 teenage boys and as nice and well mannered as they are.......I'm sure they done their share of mischief.
I can't say that I did any of those things when I was a kid but I have a few not on that list that I've done.
No, I'm not going to share them, my mom and my 13 year old son read this blog.
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