"No matter what"....hopefully guys like Murtha will show him how government is supposed to work when there is an asshat in the Oval Office. Am I a Democratic fanboy? Hardly, but I am a fan of the 2 party system.....let's hope it proves itself in the next 2 years.
I know I've posted this before, but I just can't help myself from reposting it. Those are some awesome toilets. If I had one, I'd probably stand there and see what I could manage to make it flush.
Our son and I watched Idiocracy last night.
If we keep electing people like Bush to the Presidency, I don't think it would take 500 years for this to happen. Hell, go shopping at Costco or sightseeing in NYC and you can see it already happening...never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups.
This article is funny, my wife and i just bought my parents one of those new-fangled DVD players. And I still use my trusty VCR to time shift just about everything I watch.
Check this bitch out.
I have no idea what these folks are saying, but any video with Thermite in it is a good video.
I work at one of these monsters. I'm not surprised that most of the folks that shop there look kinda dazed. Our store is almost 1/4 of a mile wide.
A fellow central PA bike blogger goes for a ride on the York County Rail Trail. I'm just glad he wasn't mugged.
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home. Being a good Samaritan, the man agrees. The bartender writes down the address and gives it to him.
The man walks over and tries to wake Mr. Murphy but Mr. Murphy is groggy and quite drunk. The man helps Mr. Murphy to his feet and Mr. Murphy falls to the floor in a heap.
"Jeez," the man says wondering how anyone could drink so much. He takes Murphy by the arm and practically drags him out to the car. Once there he leans him against the side of his car while he looks for his keys. Mr. Murphy slides down to the ground. The man finds his keys and manages to get Murphy positioned in the car.
He then drives to the address the bartender gave him. He opens the passenger door and helps Mr. Murphy out and the guy falls to the ground. Cursing softly now, the man helps him to his feet and practically drags him to the front door. He lets go of Mr. Murphy to knock on the door and the guy falls down again. He helps him to his feet as Mrs. Murphy answers the door.
"Hi, Mrs. Murphy? Your husband had a little too much to drink tonight so I gave him a ride home."
"That was nice of you," she says, looking around, "But....where's his wheelchair?"
Gotcha on that "bitch" link didn't I?
Till later.
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