Sunday, September 18, 2005

I have no taste.............

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

"Magic Beer", he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after
that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the
bar and says,

"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,
flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to
the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says,
"You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk!"


I love a good joke.

Food art.

Find a human.

You know you live in redneck country when your local Wal-Mart has one of these in their lobby........

Anyone that reads this blog knows how I feel about our current administration. If you are a new reader-lemme fill you in.............George and his cronies are a bunch of dolts.

I can't believe this asshole didn't get shot.

What the hell was this guy thinking? And he's sorry for not sterilizing the pin? I think he is missing the point...........If he did that to one of my kids-I'd teach him what suffering was all about.

This guy is about to become richer then Bill Gates.

This guy should use a bike and a trailer, that way he wouldn't leave pony shit all over the place.

I don't know about you folks, but if I lived 20 feet below sea level...............I'd seriously think about having a roof hatch installed.

Wow, for the price I paid for a 6-pack of good beer last week, I coulda had a whole case of Budweiser. At the rate I drink beer, that woulda been enough for at least 3 years.

Till later.....

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