Wednesday, August 09, 2006

People are strange.........

One thing about working in a grocery store on the overnight shift is that you see lots of weirdos doing their grocery shopping.

Weirdos do have to eat I suppose...........

Some of the folks I saw last night as an example.......

-A mom leading her 4 year old around on a leash.

-A very attractive young lady covered from head to toe in some kind of mud/grease combination.

-Mom, dad, a couple of grandparents and at least 8 kids shopping. At 2 AM.

There are a couple of local colleges near our location and some of the kids are returning to classes. I can tell because most kids in our area are sleeping at 3 AM. The ones that aren't are shopping, wearing pajamas, slippers and shop in packs.

-We have some guy that shops in our store that we call "Chester the Molester" The dude is straight from a 70's porno flick........gold chains, hairpiece, polyester leisure suit and bellbottoms. You'd have to see it to believe it.

Woo hoo, the Mythbuster guys are gonna be testing the "Diet Coke and Mentos" trick tonight on Discovery. Now, I'll get the science behind why Diet Coke does what it does when you drop Mentos into a bottle of it.

There's doubt about Landis's test results. Whatever, I hope he is found not guilty of course but I have doubts about most of professional sports doping. Soon we are gonna here about professional golfers and bowlers being busted for EPO.

I'm not sure what my opinion is about this, except the whole thing is utter insanity.

Sure, they have apoligized for doing it, but if I was one of the 657,000 people on the list......I'd be pissed.

Hey, at least the box art is pretty. That's a lot of calories.

Our store has those kind of fancy cameras. We have cameras everywhere where I work except the bathrooms.

Today's "Somebody please buy me this" link.

Ride a bike and don't be an asshole.

Till later.

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