Sunday, May 21, 2006

If I heard the Lord right.............

This guy cracks me up. I love it when he says"If I heard the Lord right" What if the Lord was mumbling or Pat didn't have his hearing aid turned up enough?

I mean, seriously, God might have been telling him to check his tire pressure or something and Pat totally misunderstood what God was saying.

Storms might hit the coasts of America this summer? No kidding, ya think Pat?

Here's why it's not a good idea to click on links you get from strangers on IM. Or even people you know. I hate spyware.

I've always wondered why time slows down when I crash on my mountain bike, now I know why.

Interesting tool to determine the readability of your blog. Mines right on a 6th grade reading level.


Speed limit for bicyclists. Tell those peds to get the hell outta the way.

A quick joke.........

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.

Today is fishing day. My son and I are gonna hook up with some monster fish down at Lake Redman this morning, we'll have pictures up next post. Okay, maybe not huge fish, I'll be happy if I catch anything to be honest............I'll also be posting some pictures of our daughters last day of school, she and her classmates autopsied cats. Yum. I'll make sure I post a link.

Till later.

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