Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Turkey Day!!!!

Wow, it's turkey day and I'll finally get to ride outside! Wooo Hooo! Probably gonna get my doors blown off-but that's okay............
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I like this shirt.

Gung Ho sells something like this. I highly recommend it. My hands, used to go numb after 2 hours in the saddle- this stuff is the shizznit. .............or however you say that word.

Dirt Rag Brain Farts............... One of my favorite sections of the site.

Anybody ever try these? I think I'm gonna get a set and check them out.

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving.................

1) Talk about a huge breast!
2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3) It's Cool Whip time!
4) If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5) Whew, that was one terrific spread!
6) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7) Are you ready for seconds yet?
8) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9) Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10) Don't play with your meat.
11) Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13) I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14) You still have a little bit on your chin.
15) How long will it take after you stick it in?
16) You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17) Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18) That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19) How long do I beat it before it's ready?

I have a feeling this kid is gonna regret putting this up on his site. The internet is forever.

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